• Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
  • Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
  • Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
  • Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
  • Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back

(Source: neeshablas, via freshinmind)

its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

(Source: patunes, via ay-drian)

  • Me: Mami!
  • Me: Ma!
  • Me: Mom!
  • Me: MAMA
  • Me: MAMA
  • Mom: What?
  • Me: Heartless, mindless, you no curr about me.